


(Glen's Comments) Everything is completely fine, the ambulance was completely unnecessary. The accident happened on the morning of 4/14 was completely my fault. I got a little bit too close to Bruce's back swing trying to get better court positioning and I took a racquetball racket to the upper jaw/lip. (In racquetball each player is responsible for clearing the back-half of the full racket swing of their opponent) The next thing I remember when I woke up was the paramedic asking me if I could move my toes and if I knew where I was - I was VERY irritated when I realized that the paramedics were there for me. I was then taken to the hospital, in my first ever ride in an ambulance, where they stitched my upper lip and gave me a CT scan. I had a really rough ER doctor who grabbed my upper lip and turned it inside out to look at the inside of the wound which made me pass out again from pain. (Think about when you have a pimple in your nose... it is that kind of pain.)
Jen and Marie later arrived at the ER and filled me in on the missing part of the story of when I was passed out on the racquetball court floor. I sounds like everyone got really scared when my breathing went really shallow and my eyes rolled back and they couldn't revive me even when pouring cold water over my head and chest. They actually thought I was dead. Jen said that my skin color went to a pasty white color, much like Edward Cullen's - but without the marble texture to my skin... :) It emotionally shook up everyone for the rest of the day -except for me- it only felt like I was out for a few seconds.
I took the stitches out on Saturday and my wound is almost healed. I went to the dentist and my teeth are still safely attached to my gums and there is no permanent damage. I am working now on convincing Bruce to play me again in racquetball.
(JEN'S COMMENT) When your husband is out cold, with barely a pulse, and refuses to stay conscious after being unconscious for 8 minutes, paramedics are necessary.
I also think Glen is much hotter than Edward, and he couldn't pull off the vampire thing anyway since he faints at the sight of blood :) Besides, I would prefer him to remain mortal.