Lizards Beware!

The boys are on constant search and seizure missions. There is no wall too high to scale, no bush too thorny to search. Berkeley is a man on a mission. Don't think a blood drawing bite will win your freedom , he has sustained millions of bites all for the cause. Some lizards have found temporary refuge under pianos, couches, or camouflaged against the fireplace - only to be discovered and reported by Mom. Your best plan of action is just to patiently wait out the "Two Day Rule" which states that "No lizard shall be retained as a permanent resident/pet and may only be held as such for a maximum of two days thereafter to be returned to it's habitat to maintain nature's (and Mom's) delicate balance." Since the time of it's inception this law has been amended to include snakes, frogs, toads, birds, and prairie dogs.